Pornday: Closing Ceremonies

[iesika]

PORNDAY
CLOSING CEREMONIES

First, the final list:

By kirax2, Declarer of this Pornday:
Unripe (Dick/Kon/Tim)
Green Panties (Steph/Tim)
Stripped (Dick/Tim), cowritten by iesika

By iesika, host of the celebrations
Entrapment (Dick/Tim)
Thaw (Bruce/Tim)
Stripped (Dick/Tim), cowritten by kirax2

By batstalker, Zamboni Driver
Little Kit Gloves(Dick/Tim)
Of Passion and Pancakes, (Bruce/Tim)

By munnin_odanin
Drink, Drank, Drunk (Tony/Tim, Marvel/DC crossover)

By zenithjolt
untitled comment porn

Wow, that's a lot of porn. 23,000 words of it, in fact!

And now, a collection of the rules codified during this Pornday, for future ease of reference.


1. Anyone may declare Pornday – but the Declarer must be prepared to contribute at least two pieces of porn to the festivities.
2. Pornday can be declared no sooner than 28 days from the closing of the last Pornday. This is so no one's ovaries explode.
3. The duration of Pornday shall be 24 hours, unless Pornday falls on a Sunday, in which case we celebrate Pornday Observed, and the celebrations are extended an additional 12 hours for a total of 36 hours of mind-melting porn writing mania. And we have to sing.
4. The Zamboni driver is allowed an honorary final submission in return for cleaning up the rather disgusting porn-related messes, provided that they manage to do so before closing ceremonies. Anyone can be the Zamboni driver, but there can be only one.

Notable Events:

In addition to the acts of celebration listed above, there were several other notable events which took place during this Pornday. There was singing, lead by zenithjolt, and an accident at the Winter Olympic games (the setting of munnin_odanin's Skate Fan, which wasn't quite porn but is an honorary Act of Celebration because it was both really good and had Dick in a sparkly leotard.) which resulted in the collision of the entire Speedster Skating team in a disaster which snowballed out of all proportion, all because Impulse couldn't take the corners (Dick was the only one to avoid the cataclysm by the clever and timely use of a flying triple lutz. With sparkles). And iesika wrote a few pieces of Nonporn for people who couldn't participate.

I think that's it. If you posted any porn during the period of 12:00pm March 7, 2010 through 12:00 am March 9, 2010, let me know and I'll add it to the list.

Comments

[glymr]

This was an awesome Pornday. Thank you so much for hosting, Jessie! Looking forward to seeing the shiny new comm, too!

[iesika.livejournal.com]

I am expecting you to help, you know. Internet marriage comes with internet responsibilities!

God forbid we ever have internet children.

Also I got defriended *again,* which tells me that yes, some people just can't handle the porn.

(seriously, I think that's like five people since Sunday. Obviously this is not what they signed up for).

[glymr]

I thought the fics *were* our internet children...? o_O

Really? I can't imagine why...do you think it was because of Entrapment?

[iesika.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but I think that was when it started...I'll have to go back and look at my notifications.

I can see how people who friended me over, say CtH, might suddenly see something like, oh, I don't know, practically everything else I've written, and realize they hadn't known what they were getting in for.

[faile-neume.livejournal.com]

Justine wrote some really hot non-porn that is sorta porn but it can't be posted because its part of her Big Bang and also because she hasnt typed it up yet.

But yay for lots of fics! I still haven't caught up with them all, but I will soon!

Also a ladybeetle just pooped on me.

[iesika.livejournal.com]

Yay for hot nonporn! Sometimes hot nonporn is even better than porn. <3 Are we talking about the power play thing you said wasn't porn and I said it was TOTALLY porn (to justify why it got me hot)?

Justine I am so tired. Come cuddle me and pet my hair.

[faile-neume.livejournal.com]

We are indeed talking about the powerplay porn. It got even worse/better! I was so tempted to follow your lead and have Tim come in his pants but that would've made it a little too close to sexual abuse for my comfort.

*snuggles and pets hair* I'm on my way to uni. Sorry I cant come chat-cuddle you.

[iesika.livejournal.com]

comment cuddles will do. <3

You know I am always in favor of Timmy having Trouser Trouble, but I do understand why you might not like it to go that far.

I will just pretend that as soon as the situation was resolved, Tim locked himself in the bathroom and resolved the other situation.

[faile-neume.livejournal.com]

I just don't know if Tim could ever trust Zat again if he did that to him.

After the situation is resolved Tim passes out. Well first he writhes around on the floor in pain until Zatanna fixes him and then he passes out.

[iesika.livejournal.com]

I just don't know if Tim could ever trust Zat again if he did that to him.

That is why when I write it, I always prefer to end the porn shortly after orgasm. Less fuss.

[batstalker.livejournal.com]

ovo <3 My first, and Best Porn day ever!!

>T The clean up was tough, but I managed to get it under control with a lot of good old fashioned no how.

9v9 <3 Thank you for all your kind words and for letting me participate! <3 I appreciate it.

[iesika.livejournal.com]

Thank you for helping us celebrate! I don't know how I haven't stumbled on your writing before now, but I really like it <3 I hope you plan to participate in future Porndays!

[batstalker.livejournal.com]

HECK YES I DO!

>v< Hee, I can't even express how many happies it gives me that you like my writing, because I super de duper like yours. <3

[iesika.livejournal.com]

Which makes me happy too, so happies all around! Yay!

[munnin-odanin.livejournal.com]

Happy Pornday guys. Now it’s time to restock the lube, replace the batteries and get some rest before the next one!

[iesika.livejournal.com]

OH GOD THE BATTERIES!

We will need to call that number I can never remember for recycling of hazardous household materials.

Possibly we should invest in rechargables. They're more expensive, but much more economical and environmentally friendly in the long run.

The lube we buy in bulk from a medical supply company.

[munnin-odanin.livejournal.com]

Your icon made me squee inappropriately. I love it!

Yes, we must be green about these things. Can’t have our smut messing with the environment.

Bulk lube! By the barrel-load! Oh yes! After all *points to icon* All you need it lube, lube is all you need.

[iesika.livejournal.com]

And batteries.

Sometimes you need batteries.





...and handcuffs.

(the icon seemed disturbingly appropriate to the topic of conversation).

[munnin-odanin.livejournal.com]

Maybe that's the first thing we need to do when you set up the pornday comm. - set up a shopping list.

Batteries
Lube
Handcuffs
Industrial strength coffee
Fuel for the Zamboni
Friendly drycleaners who won’t questions about the stains

[iesika.livejournal.com]

We have to keep restocking on handcuffs, because the people we keep trying to put in them tend to break them.

I think we also need:
condoms
magnum condoms
massage oil
a stripper pole
easily concealed video cameras
and an assortment of oblong vegetables

[munnin-odanin.livejournal.com]

Sex pollen,
Replacement pants,
Baby wipes,
Low-temp dripping candles,
Chocolate body paint,
Pink kryptonite,
An assortment of bat-tested bondage gear,

[iesika.livejournal.com]

Police issue nightsticks

[munnin-odanin.livejournal.com]

And at least three dozen pairs of police issue white dress gloves

[iesika.livejournal.com]

button polish.

wax for the Redbird
plastic flowers
lots of material for homemade costumes.

[batstalker.livejournal.com]

<3<3 Lmfao I love you guys.

[munnin-odanin.livejournal.com]

We aim to please! All kinks are welcomed here!

[merelymine.livejournal.com]

Pooooorn Day!! You guys are so awesome. <333

I had porn I was writing, but I couldn't finish it in time. *sobs* At least now I've got things to read!