Pornday: Closing Ceremonies

[iesika]

PORNDAY
CLOSING CEREMONIES

First, the final list:

By kirax2, Declarer of this Pornday:
Unripe (Dick/Kon/Tim)
Green Panties (Steph/Tim)
Stripped (Dick/Tim), cowritten by iesika

By iesika, host of the celebrations
Entrapment (Dick/Tim)
Thaw (Bruce/Tim)
Stripped (Dick/Tim), cowritten by kirax2

By batstalker, Zamboni Driver
Little Kit Gloves(Dick/Tim)
Of Passion and Pancakes, (Bruce/Tim)

By munnin_odanin
Drink, Drank, Drunk (Tony/Tim, Marvel/DC crossover)

By zenithjolt
untitled comment porn

Wow, that's a lot of porn. 23,000 words of it, in fact!

And now, a collection of the rules codified during this Pornday, for future ease of reference.


1. Anyone may declare Pornday – but the Declarer must be prepared to contribute at least two pieces of porn to the festivities.
2. Pornday can be declared no sooner than 28 days from the closing of the last Pornday. This is so no one's ovaries explode.
3. The duration of Pornday shall be 24 hours, unless Pornday falls on a Sunday, in which case we celebrate Pornday Observed, and the celebrations are extended an additional 12 hours for a total of 36 hours of mind-melting porn writing mania. And we have to sing.
4. The Zamboni driver is allowed an honorary final submission in return for cleaning up the rather disgusting porn-related messes, provided that they manage to do so before closing ceremonies. Anyone can be the Zamboni driver, but there can be only one.

Notable Events:

In addition to the acts of celebration listed above, there were several other notable events which took place during this Pornday. There was singing, lead by zenithjolt, and an accident at the Winter Olympic games (the setting of munnin_odanin's Skate Fan, which wasn't quite porn but is an honorary Act of Celebration because it was both really good and had Dick in a sparkly leotard.) which resulted in the collision of the entire Speedster Skating team in a disaster which snowballed out of all proportion, all because Impulse couldn't take the corners (Dick was the only one to avoid the cataclysm by the clever and timely use of a flying triple lutz. With sparkles). And iesika wrote a few pieces of Nonporn for people who couldn't participate.

I think that's it. If you posted any porn during the period of 12:00pm March 7, 2010 through 12:00 am March 9, 2010, let me know and I'll add it to the list.

Comments

[glymr]

This was an awesome Pornday. Thank you so much for hosting, Jessie! Looking forward to seeing the shiny new comm, too!

[iesika.livejournal.com]

I am expecting you to help, you know. Internet marriage comes with internet responsibilities!

God forbid we ever have internet children.

Also I got defriended *again,* which tells me that yes, some people just can't handle the porn.

(seriously, I think that's like five people since Sunday. Obviously this is not what they signed up for).

[glymr]

I thought the fics *were* our internet children...? o_O

Really? I can't imagine why...do you think it was because of Entrapment?

[iesika.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but I think that was when it started...I'll have to go back and look at my notifications.

I can see how people who friended me over, say CtH, might suddenly see something like, oh, I don't know, practically everything else I've written, and realize they hadn't known what they were getting in for.