iesika

I always plug my name into these when I see them on my flist but I never post them. This one, though, I had to share:

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I set

thete1 's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Friday I bought porn for

shiny_glor_chan (-10 points). Last Tuesday I punched

fictionalknight in the arm (-10 points). Last Wednesday

zenithjolt and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last week I helped

darthbatgirl see the light (8 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-128 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
iesika

I'm pretty sure they did their math wrong or something, as buying porn for Gloria should have gotten me a bazillion points. I submit this compromise: Superman has to come over and give my lump of coal the Super Treatment (the end result of which is my icon).