I respectfully disagree, meme.

[iesika]

 I always plug my name into these when I see them on my flist but I never post them. This one, though, I had to share: 

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November I set thete1 's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Friday I bought porn for shiny_glor_chan (-10 points). Last Tuesday I punched fictionalknight in the arm (-10 points). Last Wednesday zenithjolt and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last week I helped darthbatgirl see the light (8 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-128 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, iesika

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I'm pretty sure they did their math wrong or something, as buying porn for Gloria should have gotten me a bazillion points. I submit this compromise: Superman has to come over and give my lump of coal the Super Treatment (the end result of which is my icon).

Comments

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

:D Yay buying me porn! XD Considering I went on a little porn binge... >>;; XD

[sammage-art.livejournal.com]

I think buying someone porn should give you positive points. :O

[sammage-art.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I caught a purse-snatcher who stole mckennitt's purse (30 points). Last Wednesday I punched vicechan in the arm (-10 points). In September I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In November queen_marshed and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In July I bought porn for batstalker (10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-971 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, sammage-art

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:O I got rewarded for the porn. Huh.

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

AND you got in trouble for breaking Iraq! Isn't it so broken it doesn't even matter anymore? XD

[sammage-art.livejournal.com]

xD Fffft. I glued it back together after my mom got home. That should've counted for something.

[iesika.livejournal.com]

Who did you give the porn to?

Maybe I gave Gloria bad porn? Something she doesn't like?

[iesika.livejournal.com]

er...I replied to that from my email notification, which didn't show the meme. ^_^; Does batstalker like porn more than Gloria? Because I'm pretty sure Gloria likes porn. A LOT. Assuming it has Jason in it!

[dixid.livejournal.com]

My first thought was "Maybe you didn't buy Jason porn?"

[zenithjolt.livejournal.com]

I plead innocence!! the only thing i am guilty of is not taking Dick Grayson as a hostage D:

I filled this thing out too, it said i deserve a wedgie D:

[iesika.livejournal.com]

Hey, it says we robbed the bank, not that we got caught!! I choose to believe we foiled the superheroes and escaped to our campy themed hideout to divvy up the loot!

[zenithjolt.livejournal.com]

Hurrah!

And we wore designer black and white striped turtle necks no? :P

[iesika.livejournal.com]

With BERETS?!?

I actually learned mime as a kid. I'm not sure how to turn it to nefarious purposes, but I'm sure there's a way.