Silliness. If Dick and Kory had a baby....

[iesika]

I was chatting with kirax2  and being silly, talking about something I'd been bouncing around with her and with batstalker , (they know what I'm talking about) and pondering this image..

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Now, the thing being pondered isn't the obvious implication that they had sex... it's the implication that Dick and Kory use condoms. There's a lot that could be said about which aliens can and can't interbreed with humans, in the DCU (Clark and Lois apparently can't have kids, but in several Elseworlds, Clark and Diana can and do), but what this picture implies is that Dick and Kory, at least, aren't taking any chances. kirax2 has convinced me not to talk about my crazy space STD story idea (so crazy. Seriously, y'all should pray this thing gets written someday), but...well, long story short, I found out kirax2  hadn't read Kingdom Come, so I had to go find a picture of this lovely lady: 
 

Who wants to play the genealogical guessing game!? Kingdom Come is set in the future, and this young lady is only referred to as Nightstar. I probably don't have to tell you who she's supposed to be. She hasn't got much of a role... Mostly she's background eye candy. She shoots violet energy and she can fly, and she leaves a violet trail behind when she does.

And now, a completely unrelated scan that hopefully will make you laugh in connection with the first two.

It explains why her beams and such are all violet, doesn't it? I mean, seriously, if Dick and Kory had a baby, wouldn't she be the ULTIMATE Star Sapphire? 

Don't mind me... this is just the kind of crazy I spend most of my time thinking about.

Comments

[soshoni.livejournal.com]

I like the way your brain works!

And you'd use condoms no matter what if the Bat had given you the talk. You know you would. x_X

crazy space STD story idea

wat

[iesika.livejournal.com]

The very concept of the Bats and The Bees talk cracks me up endlessly. Presumably he gave Dick one with the kind of film reels they used to show soldiers, and tried to give Jason one but Jason laughed a lot until Bruce tied him to a chair and made him watch slides of late stage venereal disease. And then it was Tim's turn, and Tim was like...why are you telling me this? I have the internet.

As for the STD fic, I HAVE BEEN FORBIDDEN FROM TELLING IN CASE IT GETS WRITTEN.

but it's all about a space virus with the best transmission strategy EVER

[shinigrace.livejournal.com]

Haha I'm with you on this. And wouldn't they make pretty offspring? haha

P.S. Still no KAR art but recently my Boostle love was rekindled and my brain went on a downward spiral. In short, I doodled Tim as Nymph. Wanna see?

[iesika.livejournal.com]

YES. YES I DO WANNA SEE.

That is a stupid question. You are smarter than that. I know you are.

[shinigrace.livejournal.com]

so I was gonna clean this up first but since you're so excited. Here you go =D

http://shinigrace.livejournal.com/7656.html

[iesika.livejournal.com]

Also, one look at Nightstar there ought to tell you that she inherited both her looks and her fashion sense from *both* of her parents.

[shinigrace.livejournal.com]

So tragic about that fashion sense...