Two for one memeage

[iesika]

Both from shiny_glor_chan , one tagged, one not:

- Post a list of your five favorite acts/kinks to read about. Check out this list if you need some inspiration. At the bottom, add what fandoms/pairings you're interested in.
- Read other people's lists.
- Post comment-fic based off of other people's lists.

Masterlist here, and shiny_glor_chan  is collecting DCU-related ones here.

1) Everything under Anal on that list XD. But especially pegging, object insertion, oh, hell, all of it. Also including ass-play, which is too far down the list.
2) Age gaps (nine years is best!)
3) Emoporn (angst, doom, self-loathing, self-destructive sexual behavior, unrequited, misunderstandings, IMPENDING DOOM)
4) Characters who are either *very* comfortable in their sexuality, or very *un*comfortable.
5) DETAIL. DETAIL DETAIL DETAIL! 

My list needs about 500 slots, but those are the biggest. I'm going to add my one big squick to this list, too, because anything with slavery in it makes me physically *squirm* with distaste. Can. Not. Stand.

Writing *about* kinks is harder than writing them XD




 Ask for the questions meme if you want me to do this one, since I'm doubling up:

IF YOU COMMENT ON THIS JOURNAL ENTRY, I SHALL...

1. Respond with something random about you.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what animal you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Tell you my least favorite thing about you.
8. Challenge you to post this on your journal.

Comments

[not-unwise.livejournal.com]

2) ...9 years, uh. This feels like pre-retcon Dick/Tim.
4) I love awkward sex so much, it's unbelievable.

Hmm, maybe I'll do this meme. It'd be so hard to choose. And my squick is a bit ridiculous.

And I'd participate to the second meme buuuuuuut I'm not even on your flist ahahah. SO IT'D BE THE MOST RANDOM THING.

[iesika.livejournal.com]

2) indeed. Also, in my head, Bruce/Dick, Clark/Dick, Babs/Jason, etc etc. It doesn't have to be *exactly* nine years but... sort of half generational gaps? This has been pretty consistent across my favorite pairings in several different fandoms. It's a strange trend I've noticed XD

4) Yay awkward sex, but also yay super-assured, comfortable-with-your-body-and-your-partner's-body sex <3 I love both.

Have I not friended you? I probably meant to and forgot. I am bad about that. I certainly don't have any reason *not* to have friended you back... *does it*

Unf. I may have to add "Tim With Gun To His Head" to my kinds list.

[not-unwise.livejournal.com]

And I was going to change my layout, soon. (Soon being relative, I need to scan a pic and get it coloured before I can change my layout, because it would be my layout pic.)

And I never thought you really had a reason to friend me really! I stalk you because of your fics and sometimes I spam your entries, but we're near-strangers and... aaaaaa I don't know. I'M GLAD YOU FRIENDED ME!

I'll open a openoffice document and start thinking about this meme.

[iesika.livejournal.com]

I'm so distracted from the fic I was working on, now. I just wrote one of these for rubynye, and I'm moving on down the list.

Probably this thing wasn't intended as a challenge to get *all five* things into the stories, but that's how I'm taking it. XD

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

*thread-jacking!* Hey, I'm next on the list! ...oooh, how are you gonna fit all those in one fic? *is intrigued, XD*

[iesika.livejournal.com]

I actually already had an idea for darth's so I did that one next. But I'll get to you now!

Kings may be postponed. You've distracted me, Gloria. HOIST ON YOUR OWN PETARD!

(what the heck is a petard, anyway?)

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

*goes to check out darth's, sees Ra's name and turns the fuck around, cough* >>;;

Nooooo. I didn't MEAN to! *sob*

(I've no fucking clue. *may need to go google or wiki it...*)

EDIT: Wiki says, "A petard was a small bomb used to blow up gates and walls when breaching fortifications."

*blinks* I don't think I'd be hoisting them on me. They might go boom! >>;;

[iesika.livejournal.com]

Ra's was only there long enough for Bart and Kon to rescue Tim from him XD

[iesika.livejournal.com]

Done and done. Mwahaha.

I think Kira's might be harder to line up than yours. She went ridiculously detailed on me.

[faile-neume.livejournal.com]

Unf. I may have to add "Tim With Gun To His Head" to my kinds list.

Wait I realised I have a kink and it is this. Not just specific to Tim though.

[iesika.livejournal.com]

I am laughing about you just realizing that, because I already knew.

I might try writing you a kinkfic even if you *don't* post a list.

[faile-neume.livejournal.com]

Yeah well :P

I will never post a list, bwahahaha!

[the-protagonist.livejournal.com]

I support your "Tim with Gun to His Head" kink.

I support that hard.

[iesika.livejournal.com]

Also I will say this - my first memory of you is of you leaving me a lovely comment and getting friended and following you home, and your reaction being OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? XD

Also your colors are red and black, because I love your layout.

[not-unwise.livejournal.com]

B-but I just said I was going to change my layout!

Although most likely it's going to stay red. I don't know what other colours yet but red will be there.

[not-unwise.livejournal.com]

And oh man, my LJ is currently the most depressing and annoying thing. I'll try to find something fluffy to post soon.

[fictionalknight.livejournal.com]

Will totally think about things for the 1st one :D but for now *raises hand* for the second.

[iesika.livejournal.com]

1. I have an icon just for you *points*
2. Payne's gray. I blame your layout.
3. Even though I had read fic by you before, the first time I interacted with you was in the commments of your gloriously creepy halloween fic.
4. I don't know, something that flies? A birdy of some sort.
5. Where you work that lets you decorate your cubicle so awesomely
6. We have a lot of favorite pairings in common!
7. You got Rick Astley stuck in my head the other day D:< Also you should write more fic XD
8. Consider yourself challenged. Wait, that didn't come out right.

[fictionalknight.livejournal.com]

#3 - oh man... the Halloween fic... that was evil, wasn't it? I'd forgotten about that one...
#5- this is where I work. But I'm not based at the head office in the US, obviously... ;)
#7- if you want more fic, you gotta feed me chocos. :p I try, I swear... I'm just..ahem..challenged. lol!

And I'll repost both in a little bit. :)

[glymr]

Waves! Memememe! Tell me why you love me!

[iesika.livejournal.com]

1) My roomies know who you are and what Pornday is and that when I'm curled up in the corner giggling at my laptop they should probably leave me alone.
2) Purple
3) My first memory of you involves swim trunks, creative use of telekinesis, and biting down during oral sex.
4) A cat, because you purr and meow at me.
5) Mostly I just go ahead and ask you things. Um. Does Lorelei know about her mom's crazy friend in the computer?
6) EVERYTHING! <3 You're wonderful. You're so much fun to collaborate with, and I love the way we feed off of each other to new heights of porn or ridiculousness, and you give the most wonderful constructive feedback, and you're my partner in CRIEEEEEEM! How could I not love you.
7. Sometimes, you're not on the computer. Also you live far away. Shame on you.
8. Perpetuate this meme. If, you know, you want to.

[glymr]

Awwww, I love you too! *hugs you* I wish you didn't live so far away. ;_; I was thinking the other day that you've really become my closest female friend. I don't have a lot of really close female friends, I guess I just generally prefer to hang out with guys IRL, but if you were nearby I know that we would hang out *all* the time and it would be so much fun. You just need to move out here!

And yes, I talk to my husband and daughter about my friends. "Oh, Jessie said such and such!" or whatever. My daughter frequently asks me why I'm giggling at something, though, and I have to tell her that I can't tell her. XD;

[iesika.livejournal.com]

I know you talk to your husband about me because sometimes he comes on chat and makes thinly veiled threesome jokes at me. XD Or we talk about science.

[sans-pertinence.livejournal.com]

*grins* Here via Gloria's list of lists, because I'm incurably curious. We haven't really talked other than through a few mutual comments, so ah, no need to pull out the second meme for me. (Although I'd love to do the LJ friends thing if you're up for that. :D)

I'm right there with you on... well, actually all of your kinks, but especially 1, 2 and 5. Add voyeurism and subtle D/s that isn't restricted to the sexual to those two, and you've got my top five. XD And, hmn, yeah, slavery is one of my major squicks. Right up there with prostitution and rape fantasy.

[iesika.livejournal.com]

How have I *not* friended you? I could have sworn I had. ^_^; that's the second time tonight that's happened to me.

mmm yay, shared kinks. I like yours, too.

I'm running down Gloria's list trying to fill a bunch of people's dirty fantasies, only they are mostly turning out to be ridiculous, because I'm going for broke and putting all 5 in one ficlet XD.

[sans-pertinence.livejournal.com]

Seriously, how have I not friended you? I think this only means we're both either ridiculously busy or have really short attention spans.

Well. Maybe both, in my case. :P

I guess I should try to fill one or two kinks off these lists, be neighborly and all that. Also, all five at once? You inspire me. Utterly. XD

[shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com]

*thread-hijack!* You should post a list! :D!

[darthbatgirl.livejournal.com]

Ooohhh I like your list, though I'm always shy about doing the fifth one :)

And I know we don't know each other that well yet but I'll ask for the question meme.

[darthbatgirl.livejournal.com]

okay I was trying to get to your journal and my curser hit that ban user button - I'm still getting use to how sensitive this laptop is - though I fixed it, but I wanted to explained what had happened in case you got a message about it.

I'm sorry

[iesika.livejournal.com]

No problem. I click the wrong things all the time ^_^;

[iesika.livejournal.com]

1. I associate you with challenges in my head? Maybe because that's how I met you, but also because you post a lot of fic from challenges and memes.
2. cyan
3. You ran the How Tim Lost His Virginity challenge!
4. A bat!(girl)
5. Is the fangirl in training in your icon yours?
6. If I get the urge for something sweet, I always know where to find it. <3
7. I'm pretty sure my least favorite thing about everyone whose asked is that they don't write ALL THE TIME. XD
8. I see you have already done this, so there's not a lot of point. ^_^;

[darthbatgirl.livejournal.com]

1) hee I do get sucked into doing a lot of memes and challenges. That's why I never get anything done I always get distracted :P

4)lol

5) Yes she's my daughter Gwen. In the picture she's two and was very much into her "I'm going to marry Superman" phase.

6) Ah thank you.

7) I'm trying to :D

8) Yes and will try to answer them sometime today

[faile-neume.livejournal.com]

I want the second meme ^_^ but I'mma just gloss over the first meme because like, EVERYTHING squicks me.

[iesika.livejournal.com]

Aw, I was already trying to figure out your fic!

1) wallsex
2) formalwear
3) snark
...

[faile-neume.livejournal.com]

But that's mostly just things I enjoy, I don't really have "kinks" and if I did I wouldn't own up to them.

[iesika.livejournal.com]

I have decided not to let your feeble protests deter me. Nor the fact you haven't posted a list.

[faile-neume.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I'm excited or nervous O.o

[iesika.livejournal.com]

I am working on your Big Bang, baby.

Also I was just talking about you.

[faile-neume.livejournal.com]

^____^

Were you saying nice things?

[iesika.livejournal.com]

I was mostly hoping you'd come talk to me.