PORNDAY OBSERVED
Mar. 8th, 2010 01:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
This is just an announcement to remind everyone that PORNDAY is still going on. Technically it ends at noon PST (
kirax2 declared it so it is in her time zone)... but because it fell on a Sunday, this Monday is PORNDAY OBSERVED.
Making up holidays is the best thing ever. It's like Calvinball.
kirax2 and I aren't quite done with some stuff and someone else suggested she might be posting if she had a bit more time, so.... Pornday now goes to midnight, PST.
STILL CELEBRATING! At the very least, before the day is out, Dick will do a striptease, people will be in the wrong costumes, Tim will come in his pants again, someone will be spanked, and there will be...sex pollen. Sort of.
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Making up holidays is the best thing ever. It's like Calvinball.
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STILL CELEBRATING! At the very least, before the day is out, Dick will do a striptease, people will be in the wrong costumes, Tim will come in his pants again, someone will be spanked, and there will be...sex pollen. Sort of.
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Date: 2010-03-08 07:30 pm (UTC)^_^
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Date: 2010-03-08 07:34 pm (UTC)iesika: with porn
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Date: 2010-03-08 07:36 pm (UTC)iesika: but! also divisible by both three and four!
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Date: 2010-03-08 07:49 pm (UTC)my fandom gave to meeee,
a Ro-bin bond-age scene
XD
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Date: 2010-03-08 07:52 pm (UTC)my fandom gave to meeee,
two homemade costumes (it will make sense I promise)
Ro-bin bond-age scene!
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Date: 2010-03-08 07:54 pm (UTC)Three French kisses
two homemade costumes
And a Ro-bin bond-age scene!
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Date: 2010-03-08 07:58 pm (UTC)Four Ruined Trousers!
Three French kisses
two homemade costumes
And a Ro-bin bond-age scene!
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Date: 2010-03-08 08:00 pm (UTC)my fandom gave to meee,
Five bottles of lube
Four Ruined Trousers!
Three French kisses
two homemade costumes
And a Ro-bin bond-age scene!
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Date: 2010-03-08 09:15 pm (UTC)my fandom gave to meee,
Six Strippers Stripping
Fiiiiiiive bottles of luuuuuuuube
Four Ruined Trousers!
Three French kisses
Two Homemade Costumes
And a Ro-bin bond-age scene!
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Date: 2010-03-09 12:03 am (UTC)my fandom gave to meee,
Seven Speedsters screaming
Six Strippers Stripping
Fiiiiiiive bottles of luuuuuuuube
Four Ruined Trousers!
Three French kisses
Two Homemade Costumes
And a Ro-bin bond-age scene!
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Date: 2010-03-09 12:10 am (UTC)My fandom gave to meee,
Eight fingers fondling
Seven Speedsters screaming
Six Strippers Stripping
Fiiiiiiive bottles of luuuuuuuube
Four Ruined Trousers!
Three French kisses
Two Homemade Costumes
And a Ro-bin bond-age scene!
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Date: 2010-03-10 12:11 am (UTC)On the ninth day of Pornday
My fandom gave to meeeee,
Nine Police Nightsticks
Eight fingers fondling
Seven Speedsters screaming
Six Strippers Stripping
Fiiiiiiive bottles of luuuuuuuube
Four Ruined Trousers!
Three French kisses
Two Homemade Costumes
And a Ro-bin bond-age scene!
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Date: 2010-03-10 06:26 pm (UTC)On the tenth day of Pornday
My fandom gave to meeeee,
Ten kinks and counting
Nine Police Nightsticks
Eight fingers fondling
Seven Speedsters screaming
Six Strippers Stripping
Fiiiiiiive bottles of luuuuuuuube
Four Ruined Trousers!
Three French kisses
Two Homemade Costumes
And a Ro-bin bond-age scene!
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Date: 2010-03-10 07:53 pm (UTC)My fandom gave to me,
Eleven sparkly jumpsuits
Ten kinks and counting
Nine Police Nightsticks
Eight fingers fondling
Seven Speedsters screaming
Six Strippers Stripping
Fiiiiiiive bottles of luuuuuuuube
Four Ruined Trousers!
Three French kisses
Two Homemade Costumes
And a Ro-bin bond-age scene!
I wanted to use Pipers Piping but no one wrote about Hartley giving out blow jobs. BRING IT ON HOME, BABY!
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Date: 2010-03-10 08:59 pm (UTC)My fandom gave to me,
Twelve paddles spanking
Eleven sparkly jumpsuits
Ten kinks and counting
Nine Police Nightsticks
Eight fingers fondling
Seven Speedsters screaming
Six Strippers Stripping
Fiiiiiiive bottles of luuuuuuuube
Four Ruined Trousers!
Three French kisses
Two Homemade Costumes
And a Ro-bin bond-age scennnnnnnne!
HAPPY (late) PORNDAY ALL! XDDD WOO! Till next time :D
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Date: 2010-03-08 07:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-08 07:51 pm (UTC)i'm using 'XD' alot, it's hurting my brain D:
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Date: 2010-03-08 09:17 pm (UTC)XD
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Date: 2010-03-08 07:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-08 07:44 pm (UTC)But...anyone can declare it once the waiting period is over.
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Date: 2010-03-08 08:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-08 09:10 pm (UTC)and the entire interneta secret. Pornday started because of my tendency to write a lot of porn on a particular day. Roughly every 28 days.Kira and I seem to have synced up somehow.
BY OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE WILL SYNCHRONIZE THE ESTROGEN CYCLES OF THE ENTIRE INTERNET!
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Date: 2010-03-08 09:20 pm (UTC)TWO PORNS IN TWO DAYS, what will people think of me.
:X; Also I might write something Jay/Tim, a sequel to a drabble I did, it's swimming around in my head.
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Date: 2010-03-08 09:23 pm (UTC)shiny_glor_chan would love you forever for the Jason/Tim. She's been bemoaning the lack of Jason and is too busy to write.
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Date: 2010-03-08 09:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-08 09:42 pm (UTC)ovo *wave to gloria* It'd be a sexy sequel to "What's a Girl like you.." . Would that make you happy?
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Date: 2010-03-08 10:09 pm (UTC)<3 *goes off the write some porn, but no Jay since it was something else entirely...but Jay will get some action tonight! >:D*
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Date: 2010-03-08 10:20 pm (UTC)Oh oh! Munnin posted Tony/Tim porn (with plot) you should ask her if it can be included as a pornday fic!
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Date: 2010-03-08 10:25 pm (UTC)Justine, I thought of you when we were making up new rules for Pornday and Australian Rules Indoor Quidditch came up and I wondered if they have it in Australia. <3
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Date: 2010-03-08 10:45 pm (UTC)Uh.. Wut?
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Date: 2010-03-08 11:16 pm (UTC)There must be a space of at least 28 days between Porndays, but after the waiting period is up, anyone can declare it.
It lasts 24 hours from the time it is proclaimed and operates in the declarer's timezone, unless it is declared on Sunday, in which case we celebrate Porn Day Observed, and the celebration lasts 36 hours. And we have to sing.
I may be making the rules up as I go along, but I am keeping track XD.
Australian Rules Indoor Quidditch is a game played with lots of people in the darkest hallway you can find, with a bouncy ball with flashing LEDs inside. Play continues until you stop. The team with the least severe injuries wins.
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Date: 2010-03-09 12:17 am (UTC)I will have to remember those rules. Its all very confusing.
Why is it called Australian Rules Indoor Quiditch? Aussie Rules is a type of football game :/
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Date: 2010-03-08 10:23 pm (UTC)Porn coming up, I promise.