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PORNDAY OBSERVED

This is just an announcement to remind everyone that PORNDAY is still going on. Technically it ends at noon PST (

kirax2 declared it so it is in her time zone)... but because it fell on a Sunday, this Monday is PORNDAY OBSERVED.

Making up holidays is the best thing ever. It's like Calvinball.

kirax2 and I aren't quite done with some stuff and someone else suggested she might be posting if she had a bit more time, so.... Pornday now goes to midnight, PST.

STILL CELEBRATING! At the very least, before the day is out, Dick will do a striptease, people will be in the wrong costumes, Tim will come in his pants again, someone will be spanked, and there will be...sex pollen. Sort of.

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I love you people.

^_^

iesika: It's like if Calvinball was a holiday
iesika: with porn

iesika: the 36 hours of pornday. Like the 12 days of christmas, only shorter and pornier
iesika: but! also divisible by both three and four!

On the first day of pornday
my fandom gave to meeee,
a Ro-bin bond-age scene

XD

on the second day of pornday
my fandom gave to meeee,
two homemade costumes (it will make sense I promise)
Ro-bin bond-age scene!

On the third day of pornday, my fandom gave to me,
Three French kisses
two homemade costumes
And a Ro-bin bond-age scene!

Edited 2010-03-08 19:55 (UTC)

On the fourth day of pornday, my fandom gave to me,
Four Ruined Trousers!
Three French kisses
two homemade costumes
And a Ro-bin bond-age scene!

On the fifth day of pornday
my fandom gave to meee,
Five bottles of lube
Four Ruined Trousers!
Three French kisses
two homemade costumes
And a Ro-bin bond-age scene!

On the sixth day of Pornday
my fandom gave to meee,
Six Strippers Stripping
Fiiiiiiive bottles of luuuuuuuube
Four Ruined Trousers!
Three French kisses
Two Homemade Costumes
And a Ro-bin bond-age scene!

On the seventh day of Pornday
my fandom gave to meee,
Seven Speedsters screaming
Six Strippers Stripping
Fiiiiiiive bottles of luuuuuuuube
Four Ruined Trousers!
Three French kisses
Two Homemade Costumes
And a Ro-bin bond-age scene!

On the eighth day of Pornday
My fandom gave to meee,
Eight fingers fondling
Seven Speedsters screaming
Six Strippers Stripping
Fiiiiiiive bottles of luuuuuuuube
Four Ruined Trousers!
Three French kisses
Two Homemade Costumes
And a Ro-bin bond-age scene!

(It's late, but I want to finish)

On the ninth day of Pornday
My fandom gave to meeeee,
Nine Police Nightsticks

Eight fingers fondling
Seven Speedsters screaming
Six Strippers Stripping
Fiiiiiiive bottles of luuuuuuuube
Four Ruined Trousers!
Three French kisses
Two Homemade Costumes
And a Ro-bin bond-age scene!

(Just two more days to go! :D)

On the tenth day of Pornday
My fandom gave to meeeee,
Ten kinks and counting
Nine Police Nightsticks
Eight fingers fondling
Seven Speedsters screaming
Six Strippers Stripping
Fiiiiiiive bottles of luuuuuuuube
Four Ruined Trousers!
Three French kisses
Two Homemade Costumes
And a Ro-bin bond-age scene!

On the eleventh day of Pornday
My fandom gave to me,
Eleven sparkly jumpsuits
Ten kinks and counting
Nine Police Nightsticks
Eight fingers fondling
Seven Speedsters screaming
Six Strippers Stripping
Fiiiiiiive bottles of luuuuuuuube
Four Ruined Trousers!
Three French kisses
Two Homemade Costumes
And a Ro-bin bond-age scene!

I wanted to use Pipers Piping but no one wrote about Hartley giving out blow jobs. BRING IT ON HOME, BABY!

On the twelfth day of Pornday
My fandom gave to me,
Twelve paddles spanking
Eleven sparkly jumpsuits
Ten kinks and counting
Nine Police Nightsticks
Eight fingers fondling
Seven Speedsters screaming
Six Strippers Stripping
Fiiiiiiive bottles of luuuuuuuube
Four Ruined Trousers!
Three French kisses
Two Homemade Costumes
And a Ro-bin bond-age scennnnnnnne!

HAPPY (late) PORNDAY ALL! XDDD WOO! Till next time :D

WE LOVE YOU TOO!

XD

i'm using 'XD' alot, it's hurting my brain D:

I use it all the time. Because that is usually my expression.

XD

I suggest we replace EVERY Monday with Pornday. My porn will be completed by midnight CST.

Pornday cannot occur more than once every 28 days. Sorry.

But...anyone can declare it once the waiting period is over.

Bummer, Mondays always suck around here, I was hoping to trade up.

I will tell you ~~and the entire internet~~ a secret. Pornday started because of my tendency to write a lot of porn on a particular day. Roughly every 28 days.

Kira and I seem to have synced up somehow.

BY OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE WILL SYNCHRONIZE THE ESTROGEN CYCLES OF THE ENTIRE INTERNET!

AWESOME! As I have to write a Dick/Tim sex pollen fic for a friend, this works out nicely. @v@ Though if I had known this I probably wouldn't have stayed up so late last night getting my last one finished, pffttt.

TWO PORNS IN TWO DAYS, what will people think of me.

:X; Also I might write something Jay/Tim, a sequel to a drabble I did, it's swimming around in my head.

We will think you are awesome. Don't worry about looking like a pervert or something, because I might be doing *four.*

shiny_glor_chan would love you forever for the Jason/Tim. She's been bemoaning the lack of Jason and is too busy to write.

*butts in* Jay/Tim! You waaaaant it~ <3 Want it looooooots~ Timmy want Jay action! :D

8X Now I'm doing three because I got a special prompt from somebody I can't refuse <3

ovo *wave to gloria* It'd be a sexy sequel to "What's a Girl like you.." . Would that make you happy?

:D Yes, and how did I miss this fic the first time around? My Jason senses are failing me! *fakes faints*

<3 *goes off the write some porn, but no Jay since it was something else entirely...but Jay will get some action tonight! >:D*

Pornday and I are just not meant to be, seeing as i have missed it again and I dont have as much of a break as I did yesterday D:

Oh oh! Munnin posted Tony/Tim porn (with plot) you should ask her if it can be included as a pornday fic!

I will! Thanks for the heads up!

Justine, I thought of you when we were making up new rules for Pornday and Australian Rules Indoor Quidditch came up and I wondered if they have it in Australia. <3

I had like 4 months of free time and we never had a pornday and one is declared in my second week of uni, clearly not meant to be.

Uh.. Wut?

I was depressed. :( But you could have declared it Pornday!

There must be a space of at least 28 days between Porndays, but after the waiting period is up, anyone can declare it.

It lasts 24 hours from the time it is proclaimed and operates in the declarer's timezone, unless it is declared on Sunday, in which case we celebrate Porn Day Observed, and the celebration lasts 36 hours. And we have to sing.

I may be making the rules up as I go along, but I am keeping track XD.

Australian Rules Indoor Quidditch is a game played with lots of people in the darkest hallway you can find, with a bouncy ball with flashing LEDs inside. Play continues until you stop. The team with the least severe injuries wins.

I thought you had to be the one to declare pornday so I never declared it myself. Also I dont really write enough porn to declare pornday.

I will have to remember those rules. Its all very confusing.

Why is it called Australian Rules Indoor Quiditch? Aussie Rules is a type of football game :/

You guys are awesome-sauce. Just wanted to reiterate.

Porn coming up, I promise.

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