HEY!
Do you know what I just realized? Do you?
HALF-WAY BITCHES!*
This calls for a celebration! I'm not sure what kind exactly, though.
*I am halfway through my minimum word requirement. I am not, however, halfway through the story. I'm on day three out of twelve - and though I only have one scene left to write for day three, it introduces a major character. Yes, Justine, by that I do mean Compost Boy.
Do you know what I just realized? Do you?
Close To Home
12,625 / 25,000
HALF-WAY BITCHES!*
This calls for a celebration! I'm not sure what kind exactly, though.
*I am halfway through my minimum word requirement. I am not, however, halfway through the story. I'm on day three out of twelve - and though I only have one scene left to write for day three, it introduces a major character. Yes, Justine, by that I do mean Compost Boy.
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Date: 2009-09-22 02:17 am (UTC)Clearly the only way to celebrate is with make outs. Whether that means fic make outs or RL make outs is up to you.
CARROT PORN!
Date: 2009-09-22 02:42 am (UTC)YOU: How is Kon pulling carrots hot? You are a crazy person..
ME: He thrusts his fingers deep into the ground, feeling the damp, clinging soil and the heat of the compost. Gripping the base firmly, he slowly, gently slides the hard length of it from the ground, until only the tip remains buried, and then he turns his wrist and, with a final tug, pulls the delicious root from the ground, shakes it clean... and eats it.
But if you wanted to provide make-outs, don't let me stop you.
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Date: 2009-09-22 02:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-22 02:57 am (UTC)Alternately, how about some school-age Tim/Bernard?
Writing porn at school
Date: 2009-09-22 03:16 am (UTC)"Hey Drake," Bernard said, as casually as he could manage.
And then he was grabbed by the collar and pulled out of the stall and shoved against a wall, Tim holding him still.
"Good show?" Tim asked, his face contorted into a sneer.
Bernard gulped, avoiding Tim's eyes and instead taking in the thin scar that worked it's way from Tim's collar bone to his hip.
~
Part two to come in a moment.
Re: Writing porn at school
Date: 2009-09-22 03:48 am (UTC)He's totally straight! 100% red-blooded heterosexual all-American boy!
Part two
Date: 2009-09-22 03:41 am (UTC)"I didn't mean.." Bernard tried to explain, "I was just curious, I knew there had to be a reason you didn't get changed with the rest of us. But I never.."
Tim relaxed his grip slightly, "Well now you know. Happy?"
"No. Shit Drake, what the hell happened to you?" Bernard asked and realised his mistake as the words spilled from his mouth.
"Nothing," Tim practically growled, looming over Bernard.
Bernard didn't trust himself to reply, so he just nodded. Neither of them moved and suddenly Bernard remembered that Tim was practically naked and pushing him against the wall, and he was suddenly re-evaluating the advantages of not being straight. He reached out slowly, Tim watching his every movement, and lightly ran his thumb over the tip of the scar on Tim's collarbone. Tim shivered and Bernard decided to take a risk and traced down the whole length of the scar, ending just above the waistline of Tim's briefs. A tiny whimper escaped Tim's lips and he pressed his hips into Bernard's. Bernard moaned and slipped his thumb just under the waistband, drawing it horizontally across Tim's waist. Tim's hand unclenched from where it was holding Bernard's collar and instead flattened against his collarbone, his fingers resting lightly against Bernard's neck.
~
Enjoying it so far? Part three soon.
Re: Part two
Date: 2009-09-22 03:51 am (UTC)(I love you SO MUCH)
Okay fine, you can have more
Date: 2009-09-22 04:05 am (UTC)PART FOUR!
Date: 2009-09-22 10:57 am (UTC)"You're overdressed," Tim murmured into Bernard's throat.
It took Bernard's brain a few seconds to catch up, "Wha?"
Tim sighed in that familiar, frustrating way of his and grabbed Bernard's shirt, tugging it up and over his head. He trailed his hands down Bernard's chest, settling at the top of his gym shorts and gently tugging at the shorts, but not actually moving them. Bernard decided that Drake was far too composed and far too annoying, so he started jerking Tim off properly, rather than the slow rhythym he had going before.
"Mmmm, better," Tim muttered.
"You mean me losing my shirt or me doing..." Bernard squeezed tight again, "this."
Tim moaned and thrust into Bernard's fist, grabbing hold of Bernard's hips and Bernard absently noted that he would probably have bruises there tomorrow but his brain was more focused on the shaky little sounds that Tim was making.
"Mmmm, please," Tim whimpered, burying his face in Bernard's neck.
Bernard was happy to oblige, pumping Tim faster and enjoying the breaths and gasps and moans escaping Tim's lips.
"I'm gonna..." Tim tried to warn but his words dissolved to incoherent babbling when Bernard ran his thumb over the of Tim's dick.
Tim came with a groan, come splashing onto Bernard's hand and Tim slumping against him breathlessly. Bernard shifted uncomfortably, and Tim quickly regained his composure, trailing his hands over Bernard's stomach, down the front of his shorts and down his legs as Tim dropped to his knees.
Tim smirked up at him and licked his lips and Bernard thought he was going to come right then.
~
Part five: blowjobs, to turn up later.
Re: PART FOUR!
Date: 2009-09-22 05:39 pm (UTC)Yeah, so, I'm not listening at all next time you tell me you can't write porn.
Locker room blowjobs! Woowoo!
Re: PART FOUR!
Date: 2009-09-22 09:08 pm (UTC)There was a dust storm last night and I looked outside this morning and it was like the world was made up of orange flavored soda. It is so strange.
Re: PART FOUR!
Date: 2009-09-22 11:06 pm (UTC)Try writing the filthiest, dirtiest, most id-tastic piece of porn you can think up. Even if you never post it, it might help shatter your secretly-10-ness.
(And before you ask, the Kon/Steph/Tim was id-tastic, but not the filthiest thing I could think of. I can think of some pretty filthy things. The next installment of that series, for example, is going to have a dildo, Surprise!Bondage, het anal play and rimming/felching - with a little more bukakke for good measure because that Tim seems to have a thing.
Re: PART FOUR!
Date: 2009-09-22 11:19 pm (UTC)I should probably know what id-tastic porn is, but I don't?
I've been meaning to write for the kink meme, in the hope I can write porn anonymously.
Wow. That's some dirty-sounding porn. I'm excited.
Re: PART FOUR!
Date: 2009-09-22 11:35 pm (UTC)Re: PART FOUR!
Date: 2009-09-22 11:52 pm (UTC)There are only 3 people in my biology class. It's a bit ridiculous. I would write blowjobs instead of doing biology work but for once my bio teacher isn't made of fail.
Re: PART FOUR!
Date: 2009-09-22 11:57 pm (UTC)You can always write me porn later. ^_~
Re: PART FOUR!
Date: 2009-09-23 12:10 am (UTC)We're re-learning about the xylem and phloem! I'm so bad at biology, I don't remember boy of this.
I will write you porn later! There will be blowjobs and Timmy being a creepy fucker.
Re: PART FOUR!
Date: 2009-09-23 12:14 am (UTC)Be a good girl and learn your transport tissues, and they may be Compost Boy in your future.
If I get there. Kon won't get off the phone with Cassie.
Re: PART FOUR!
Date: 2009-09-23 12:21 am (UTC)The lesson just finished, but we're not allowed outside because of the dust storm.
Compost Boy! Get off the goddamn phone Kon! We need you to meet a cute boy.
Writing porn whilst under the influence of amyl
Date: 2009-09-22 03:55 am (UTC)Re: Writing porn whilst under the influence of amyl
Date: 2009-09-22 04:00 am (UTC)*does not approve*
Re: Writing porn whilst under the influence of amyl
Date: 2009-09-22 04:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-22 04:06 am (UTC)EVER!
I'm hanging on words here.
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Date: 2009-09-22 04:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-22 10:59 am (UTC)^_^
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Date: 2009-09-22 05:51 pm (UTC)He is shirtless in threadbare jean cut-offs, though, bent over on his knees and streaked with dirt...
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Date: 2009-09-23 12:42 am (UTC)