Oh, everything worked out fine, eventually. I stole their roommate (and their cat - the police said we had to give the cat back), and have managed to succesfully avoid them for the last five or six years.
I sort of oversimplified before...There was even more to the craziness than that. Because actually, I was told that his OTHER PERSONALITY would kill them both if I didn't have sex with them by a specific time on a specific day. I later found out he had raped one of my friends and then blamed it on his "other personality". Also, they had four or five cats die under mysterious circumstances in about a year (hence the cat-theivery).
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Date: 2009-08-02 02:00 am (UTC)I sort of oversimplified before...There was even more to the craziness than that. Because actually, I was told that his OTHER PERSONALITY would kill them both if I didn't have sex with them by a specific time on a specific day. I later found out he had raped one of my friends and then blamed it on his "other personality". Also, they had four or five cats die under mysterious circumstances in about a year (hence the cat-theivery).
My crazy college years, let me show you them.