Identityinuendoathon! (distraction ficlets)

Keeping myself busy. batstalker  requested some Matches/Alvin and some Brucie/Tim, and it made me remember how hilarious and awesome identity porn (or nonporn, as the case may be - I'm not good at porn shorter than a few thousand words) is. So... Help me think of ideas?

I want canon personas interacting in some way with either other characters or other canon personas. Matches and Alvin will demonstrate. Prompt me in the comments and I'll add the ficlets to the main post.


Matches/Alvin, classy hotel

( cut for sleeeeeeaze )

Brucie/Tim- You dropped your fork, Tiger. (Except you didn't.)

( oh look, more sleeeeeeaze )

Superman/Dick Grayson (not prompted, but Superman being hit on by teenagers is *hilarious*)

( Is hitting on Superman at a charity function considered sleazy? I can never tell. )

Conner Kent, Steph Brown, and Tim Wayne (from Close to Home, though this isn't actually part of that story arc)

( This one is totally high class. There's even champagne! )

Caroline/Nightwing

( This one is called Seize The Dick, which I think is *very* classy )

Gary Glanz/Dick Grayson

( the hitchhiker and the dirty carnie )

Clark Kent and Matches Malone

( A mild mannered reporter walks into a bar )