After spamming everyone in the middle of the night with my incoherent crossover rec, I (finally) went to bed. Only, I ended up thinking about all of the crazy hypothetical crossovers that live in my head and didn’t fall asleep for a long time. I can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this before (here, anyway), but I play a sort of six (two?) degrees of separation in my head with all my favorite fandoms, and come up with weird ways to mash them together. I used to play The Six Degrees of Spiderman, connecting comic books , but it got too easy after DC bought, well, everybody, and they did that Planetary/Batman crossover. I can connect nearly everyone through comics I own, now.
Anyway, these are stories that will never be written (by me) (probably), but they live fully formed in my brain and I have a soft spot for them. I decided to restrict my list to HP crossovers, because otherwise it would never end. I repeat: WILL NEVER BE WRITTEN. Anyway, if I'm writing it needs to be Fishes (and we're pretending the Sukisyo fic didn't happen)
The Harry Potter Crossovers That Will Never Be (Outside My Twisted Brain)
( Cut for length )