I've read #4

The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction, and I've read one of them. *dies laughing* Or read part of it, at least, when it was initially posted, because I couldn't believe the summary. It was quite a trainwreck. Unfortunately, I seem to have lost my anti-twincest icon.

#5 will probably be the most interesting to people on my flist, because Picard/Elrond is just too cracktastic to pass up.

There's a story mentioned in the comments: "I once read a fanfic that had harry potter and his dead dad," Which I'm fairly sure was probably this one (there are others, but Rushlight's is pretty famous. Also, the story is just one weird thing Rushlight has written - she's got other stuff that's quite spectacular).

Er, also, I started school today for the semester, which is much more important but not nearly as entertaining.