I respectfully disagree, meme.

[iesika]

 I always plug my name into these when I see them on my flist but I never post them. This one, though, I had to share: 

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November I set thete1 's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Friday I bought porn for shiny_glor_chan (-10 points). Last Tuesday I punched fictionalknight in the arm (-10 points). Last Wednesday zenithjolt and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last week I helped darthbatgirl see the light (8 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-128 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, iesika

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I'm pretty sure they did their math wrong or something, as buying porn for Gloria should have gotten me a bazillion points. I submit this compromise: Superman has to come over and give my lump of coal the Super Treatment (the end result of which is my icon).

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[dixid.livejournal.com]

My first thought was "Maybe you didn't buy Jason porn?"