I respectfully disagree, meme.

[iesika]

 I always plug my name into these when I see them on my flist but I never post them. This one, though, I had to share: 

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November I set thete1 's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Friday I bought porn for shiny_glor_chan (-10 points). Last Tuesday I punched fictionalknight in the arm (-10 points). Last Wednesday zenithjolt and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last week I helped darthbatgirl see the light (8 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-128 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, iesika

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I'm pretty sure they did their math wrong or something, as buying porn for Gloria should have gotten me a bazillion points. I submit this compromise: Superman has to come over and give my lump of coal the Super Treatment (the end result of which is my icon).

Comments

[zenithjolt.livejournal.com]

I plead innocence!! the only thing i am guilty of is not taking Dick Grayson as a hostage D:

I filled this thing out too, it said i deserve a wedgie D:

[iesika.livejournal.com]

Hey, it says we robbed the bank, not that we got caught!! I choose to believe we foiled the superheroes and escaped to our campy themed hideout to divvy up the loot!

[zenithjolt.livejournal.com]

Hurrah!

And we wore designer black and white striped turtle necks no? :P

[iesika.livejournal.com]

With BERETS?!?

I actually learned mime as a kid. I'm not sure how to turn it to nefarious purposes, but I'm sure there's a way.