A Speedster, an Archer, and a Space Cop Walk into a Bar...

Please don't ask how, but this was somehow inspired by RöYKSOPP's Tricky Tricky. No, really, I said don't ask, because I don't get it either, but somehow, I heard it on the radio and this story, like, APPEARED MAGICALLY IN MY BRAIN.

Title: A Speedster, an Archer, and a Space Cop Walk Into a Bar...
Characters: Hal, Barry, and Ollie
Summary: Is it just me, or are the Robins getting progressively crazier as the years go by?
Continuity: Right before Blackest Night, I guess? Assume spoilers for Bat-things up to the current. I'm probably all confused about who met which Robins when, but nevermind that.
( a speedster, an archer, and a space cop walk into a bar... )