God, I love fics where Bruce is incredibly well-hung and that play on his size. Or -- not just Bruce, I love the big size thing. It might be to increase my power differential kink. Probably.

I can't believe they got Alfred in to play their game. AHLALA, ALFRED. YOU OLD PERVERT.

You can really write a blowjob. Guh. That was hot. Never stop writing identity sex. This is why the Batfam has the best fandom.