I have made a discovery. Boy-porn is even better than chicken soup when you are sick.

Well of course. I believe this quite firmly! Then again, I am a vegetarian... Hmm... Is boy-porn better for you than The Magic Orange Soup? Next time I am sick, I will run empirical experiments.

I'm almost tempted to write a Timmy sandwich.

I am ALL IN FAVOR of Timmy Sandwiches.

But Jay would be too jealous to share.

YESSS.

Jay's jealousy is the subject of my next planned installment. I think you will approve.

...I probably shouldn't have made that observation after reading porn about them. Clearly the Wincest fic has got to me. D:

Go ahead, blame it on the internet.