The potatoes are a little better than Blackgate's, but the gravy is worse - and that's saying something.

Heeeheee, I love all your little touches. >V> Malooone. Lmfao. <3<3

I love just how stone faced Tim is in the beginning, and him fending off Malone's paws. hahaha.

She smells pretty good, actually - light, flowery scent over something warm and delicious. Tim smells like a dream, definitely. Pfft, hahaha. <3

"Crap," she says, her voice suspiciously deep. Before Matches can react, though, he feels a prick in his arm, and the world starts swimming.

This made me giggle like a dork.

"Bruce," Tim interrupts. He looks up after a second, a plea in his eyes. "Don't. Mention it. Please."

And this, for Tim, is the hallmark of every lady adventure. In italics: This *never* happened.

Lmfaooooo. I loved this. *Takes care of Malone* <3<3