I'll start:

Deck your journal with lots of fiiiiiic
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Tho' some may say we're perverse or siiiiick
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Follow me and write some poooooorn
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
While I tell of lots of fooorn(ication)
Fa la la la la, la la la la